The Secret Lair of CharmedBalthazar

capsicle107:

I appreciate that his brother has successfully learned how to block the left boob grab.

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athenadark:

panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

they missed out my favourite one, “I will not tolerate allegations made by these foul allegators”

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spokanesammirose:

Project Runway 13x08 - The Rainway

Sean Kelly #designersean

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invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

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Once a ballerina, always a ballerina….

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solardrift:

rape-and-pillaging-the-internet:

sexualremarks:

whorville:

Is it true that straight boys eat footballs for breakfast

yeah everyday, the leather makes them feel more secure about their inability to satisfy women

"men don’t ever face sexism."

wow gee i’m sorry that this joke reduced your pay and made you way more at risk of sexual assault because men face sexism

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Big man in a suit of armour. Take that off, what are you? - for downye

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